Buttons

Anni has a new obsession and she calls them buttons. Buttons are, in fact, nipples, and the little bugger loves to poke them. Particularly her dad's, much to his chagrin. The girls were taking their bath the other day and the following conversation ensued:

Anni (poking Abby in the nipple): Buttons!

Abby (looking down): I have a button on my shoulder?

Me: No, you don't have a button on your shoulder.

Abby: Buttons?

Me: Anni thinks those are called buttons. They're called nipples.

Abby: Nipples?

Me: Yes, nipples.

Abby (excited): Daddy have nipples!

Me (smiling): Yes, that's right.

Abby (looking serious): We don't touch them.

Me (trying not to laugh): That's right. We don't touch Daddy's nipples.

Abby (still serious): Yeah.