What the?!?

Picture this, if you will.

Setting: The girls' bedroom.

Time: Around 7:30 pm

Characters: Abby, Anni, Dad and Mom

Scene: It's bedtime. Mom is changing Abby's diaper on the changing table. Dad is on the floor with Anni, changing her diaper.

Mom: Abby, sit still.

Dad: Anni!

Mom: Abigail, please!

Dad-: What the HELL?!?!

The sound of something falling to the floor. An odd, metallic sort of clicking sound. The sort of sound that should NEVER emanate from the diaper region of a child.

The parental units register shock at the unexpected sound. They take a closer look. Shock makes way for surprise and then unmitigated laughter as they realize a handful of pebbles, courtesy of an afternoon trip to the playground, somehow ended up in the diaper of their youngest child.

Naked child runs away from parents, squealing with delight.

And...

Scene.